Once upon a time, a Dane with diarrhoea and a dream grew tired of having his holiday plans ruined by the runs. In 2017, Vaev was born in Copenhagen, and now the world’s boldest tissue company is setting up in Los Angeles, CA.
Hot on the heals of our top selling Væv Tissue, which gives you a head start on your head cold, we are proud to launch our latest product – VævPoop
We believe that when gastroenteritis could ruin your ocean cruise or other wonderful holiday experience, you should be able to get the shits on your own timetable. We’re not about chemicals or prescription drugs or hygiene here at Væv. We believe handling our used toilet tissues enriched with our premium faecal matter, sourced from a cesspool of people with gastroenteritis, will let you get your bowels under control before they get out of control on your well earned holiday. This isn’t like any used toilet tissue you’ve used before. We love using them, and you will too.
See our 5 star Væv Tissue product reviewed on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert.